When I call my parents and they don't answer, it's...
That awkward moment when you say something really...
First Reaction: Wow, how the fuck did I think about it? Second Reaction: I’M A POET!!!!
A lot of people I'm following get a load of asks...
That moment when you didn't notice that there was...
My problem is that I can't stay mad. I always end...
tyler-eric: FUCKING GPOY OMG. I AM SO SO BAD AT THIS.
That moment when you realize how ugly you are
i-heartt-it: amouremeline: And you just want to go like this
REBLOG , ADD YOUR URL AND WATCH YOUR FOLLOWERS...
yourfuckingtrash: http://yourfuckingtrash.tumblr.com/ http://g-o-n-e.tumblr.com/ http://yourpatandonly.tumblr.com/
When there's no internet connection:
missredaholic: you’re like: so you’re waiting there like: after 10 minutes, there’s still no connection: after 30 minutes, there’s still no connection, so you warned your computer: After 1 hour, there still none, so you put down your gun and get your sword and killed your computer like: then when the connection is back,you’re like:
ONLINE CHECK :)
Paano kaya pag naging teacher ko si Vice?
nakakabagabag: VICE: Okay class get one whole sheet of paper. STUDENT: Sir may quiz? VICE: Hindi wala! Hatiin niyo lang, gawin niyong 1/2! Tapos hatiin niyo yang 1/2, 1/4 na! Yehey! Tapos pagdikitin niyo ulit, 1 whole na ulit! Mga adik tayo sa school! Trip trip lang! O kaya lukutin niyo tapos batuhin niyo ko, babuyin niyo ko! Putangina magkalat tayo! LMFAO :)))))))
WHEN DOING THE RDD DANCE
ilovemychoi: EXPECTATIONS REALITY
Can you get off the computer for five minut-
Do the 'Marry YOU' dance.
just-play-dead: It’s a beautiful night! We’re looking for something dumb to do. Hey baby, I think I wanna marry you.. Is it the look in your eyes? Or is it this dancing juice? Who cares baby, I think I wanna marry you..
When people insult...
tomsothermole: My idol: My favorite song: My favorite movie: My teacher:
Dirty Little Secrets.
Yung feeling na gustong mong maglabas ng sama ng...
l0veneverlast: lestarfreak: ubhie: You’ve seen the stripper bunny— now prepare yourself for the stripper CHICKEN. The bunny was so much cuter than the chicken! ^^^^